Murphy’s AI Laws. Because If Intelligence Can Fail, It Definitely Will
Credit: MrWashingt0n on Pixabay If you’ve been in tech long enough, you eventually realize that the universe is held together by two things: duct tape and Murphy’s Law. Years ago, I wrote the “Murphy’s BI Laws,” which sadly still hold true (and in my view, remain truer with each release cycle). Now that we’ve entered the AI-everywhere era, where everything from your fridge to your accounting system thinks it’s a master philosopher, it’s time to face the truth: Murphy followed us into AI, and he’s having the time of his life. So, here are the brand-new, fully field-tested Murphy’s AI Laws, written with love, pain, and several hours lost talking to a chatbot that insisted 2 + 2 “felt like 5.” 1. If an AI system can hallucinate, it will, and at the worst possible moment. Corollary : The confidence level of the hallucination will rise in direct proportion to the importance of the meeting where it is presented. 2. Any AI model you deploy is obsolete the moment you p...